There’s not much you can do. It’s true. Grin and bear it.
My Ankle that's where. Put that glove down Peter you won't be needing it...yet!!
Much to my embarrassment and chagrin tonight I had a funny little slip and managed to give my ankle a good twisting! I was running a bit late and as I got to my destination I made the effort to look cool, together, and calm. Big mistake, slowing down to compose self equaled disaster, my forward motion interrupted it hurtled instead to the floor.
I managed to slip sideways like a baseball player stealing home and half landed on a poor Scot in my way and probably took half his chest hair with me. The other half landed on my ankle. Limping along I did my ‘yeah yeah I’m cool dude chill’ schtick and kept my upper lip stiff and tried not to be a big blustery blouse even though I was effectively a legless wonder.
Fortunately, a gentleman hereafter referred to as ‘Doctor Knight in Shining Armor’ came to my aid with a cloth full of ice and a glass of chardonnay! Dr Shining Armor I can’t thank you enough for rescuing me from embarrassment and also for being Such a such a such a darling, you are a credit to lady-in-distress-saving superheroes everywhere.
So I have the first easter egg of the season stuffed in my sock, and it looks a wee bit silly. Am keeping my ankle elevated for Tuesday and maybe Wednesday so will not be hopping around much, see how I go. If anyone is trying to contact me then email will probably be best on Tuesday as I intend to sit on the internet and eat muffins and will be around and about..
My dog is laughing his head off at my stupid crab-walk through the kitchen..
Love and Kisses all xxx
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