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  • A great couple of days for sexy news


    So. Jacqui’s husband watches Porn. World bats eyelashes and yawns at news that our Home Secretary Mrs ‘insert common sense here’ Smith is married in fact to a human being who occasionally enjoys looking at sex acts on tape. Were it anyone other than Jacqui ‘Sex work is for victims and I hope you’re ashamed‘ Smith this would not be so amusing.

    I might not give two licks for anyone else but it being our own Jacqui who so regularly has my goat I can’t help enjoy this. Is she more angry about the porn itself which she claims to know nothing about (come on now lassie) or the getting found out and having it dredge up all her other dodgy expenses?

    I can only assume you are already making full enquiries to be 100% positive that ALL of the performers in all the videos being fapped off to in your home are 100% not controlled for any individuals gain, right Jacqui? What if any of them have agents, does that count?

    And on the stiffer side of life we had the original Little Blue pill celebrating a birthday! Yes the Anniversary of Viagra came this week, another year of improved boners for all mankind.

    For womankind and any arousal issues they may face, it is more complicated. No magic pill, but the solutions are infinitely more fun. I remember seeing a clitoral stimulation gel which looked great, like a ‘Pink Pill’ that you apply rather than ingest. The instructions were ‘Apply to clitoris and labial area, massage for 15 minutes’ I assume that cream is a huge success!!

    xx

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