Good evening Internet folks!
You know, I was going to say I’ve had some amazing adventures of late, but to be honest I’ve mostly been doing DIY on the personal life. This has involved much sitting at a desk, eating chocolate and…more chocolate. And then I look up and May is on its way out and the sun is shining! damn! But it is almost at an end and I can get back to the good stuff (eating chocolate… in bed)
I went roaming around London in an area I don’t really know and left the ipod at home. I tried a new cafe, it was dark wood and blue and cool inside, and served Basque cooking which was just fab… Then I wandered into some second hand bookstores and found Dvorak CD’s and the winning treat of the day: a picture book of vibrators (which I could almost all name and the company that manufactures them, weehee)
As I’ve been on a chocolate binge and stuck at my desk, I am convinced I’ve put on a bit, though so far no one has agreed with me and thinks it is great:) The good news is it all seems to have gone to my chest! My puppies have grown and seem like they are trying to escape my bras and dresses! Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining, I just don’t want to be out of shape and feel like I’ve just been sat around for-ever… Which I have.
I mention this new puppy-progress, as the dress I was wearing the other day on my walk was rawwther low cut, and so my bountiful bouncing buxomness bounding down the backstreets of London was a bit of an eye popper to be certain. In the bookshop I realised I was bending over and inadvertently re-adjusting right beside a poor chap at his eye level who was knelt down reshelving stuff. And then of course he spotted the book in my hand:
‘VIBRATORS’ Just as I was saying to my friend ‘that’s a good looking one, but I don’t think the power is there’ Yup. Hand down dress. Tits trying to sneak out. Eye level in a crammed space. Holding a sex toy book.
The little awkward ‘Umm, hehe sorry!’ from us both and then after I left I couldn’t stop laughing. I’m sure my position in that sleepy shop as ‘The One with her knockers out who is into toys’ is now cemented. I intend to go back for the Dvorak on a sunny hot day.
I found an organic shop that felt like a creaky big treehouse, everything was crammed inside, from turnips to juices and pills and organic coffee and everything lovely and sweet smelling. The cashier had the most amazingly foppish hair I have ever seen. If Richard E Grant and Hugh Grant had a baby with big hair he would work at that organic shop.
I took my drink to the park and watched a baby duck make an emancipation attempt across the pond…only to watch him get snatched back by a scolding momma duck, and generally enjoyed every last minute of my stroll, ahh for the air and sun again.
Other things I learned this week:
While entertaining a wonderful gentleman I’d not met before, I uncovered that my (self-assumed) cleverness does not extend to cover accents! As a matter o’fact, I mistook the poor lad for a German, only to find he is…Scottish. Ooopsie.
I blamed having lived in the US. We sometimes say thick things when it comes to the ‘Need a passport to get there…’ neck of the woods. Remember the Youtube video of folks who pointed to Australia on the map and thought it was Iran? So that was my excuse for being accent-daft and I am sticking by it 
He was most gracious and we had much back and forth teasing and enjoyed a lot of conversation on many different things. The poor lad even listened to me yammer about some very dull things (Of course: it helps that I was straddling him on the bed hey?) I think I made it up to him in other ways… You all know me, I’m mouthy at all times!
So… I am going to be getting out more and I’m excited that soon I am having a nice holiday adventuring away from London- I will bring the camera and will still blog, Cross my Heart and Kiss my Elbow. I’ll put up another post saying more on all that.
Hope you All have a great Bank Holiday. xxx Kisses from Evie
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