Because it was a rainy day (blustery, blowy…) . We can get so downtrodden with how negative life is, I love how many things are really fun or silly or just plain fun out there. Sky turning gray, weather turning damp? Forget it! There are it appears, a lot of good ‘B’ things! Let’s take the time to remember some of the nicer ones.
Burlesque!
(Captain obvious is here to spell it all out I guess, you don’t need me to tell you that chicks in lovely pants stripping in an elegant and choreographed way is not just sexy, it is damn entertaining). The very mention of this B word fills me with a desire to put on seamed stockings and prance about to the Cabaret soundtrack. Not quite Volupte lounge and a far cry from Crazy Horse, but I like it.
Blowjobs are good.
So are these blowjob balloons. (double B word score!)
Yes, Yes they are (and one can assume are a pleasure to receive as well as give, don’t argue with me!) Also, how great are those balloons! Though I am guessing you fellas wouldn’t want to see anyone try twisting these into a balloon animal, ouch! Unless maybe it’s a giraffe? 
Ben and Jerry’s!!! My fav is cookie dough. I don’t really care for the ice cream I think, I don’t know anyone who does. The trick with cookie dough is to let it melt, eat the cookie dough and give the dog the rest. Ice cream can be used effectively for drawing or pouring and eating off someone, but that requires dedication to avoid getting sticky in a bad way. Don’t drip ice cream on someone unless prepared to do a thorough job!
Breasts, boobies, boobs, bazongas, bambalams… Busty babes in bras. Bada Bing!
(And by extension, the effect they have on others:) Besides, it is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Loving boobs is loving good health and long life for women!).
Balls. In the physical sense about half the population have ‘em, and they are pretty interesting, and in the sense of ‘chutzpah’ some have ‘em and some don’t.
Brains - We should all hopefully have them, and people who do are endlessly fascinating company
Bogey – Oh yes, Bogart is still the man. I could never not like him 
Bryan Ferry - (Country Life is still amazing, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LbBj0x_VRA&feature=related )
Board Games (Whatever, I *never* win at Monopoly but I will whoop you at Cluedo)
(late edition, Bambi)
Two great things in life.
Cartoons is one, and the other is hearing Patrick Stewart say the words ‘nudity’ ‘knickers’ and ‘make it so’. (Ringtone soon).
xxx
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“So im walking along and i see this beautiful girl, and i think that i’d like to see her naked… and so all her clothes fall off. And she’s scrabbling around to get them back on, but before she can even get her knickers back on, ive seen everything……ive seen it all.”
“okay, It’s a comedy is it?”
“…No”