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  • Archive for February, 2010

    Neat.

    Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

     

    Hello everyone,

    Great to be blogging again with some slight regularity… I received a particularly friendly kick-up-the-bum for my schedule-keeping and have been roused finally perhaps out of hibernation and that means back to what I really enjoy a Lot- Which is writing and blogging and also back to being a die-hard internet addict and lover of neat things.

    I found this delightful little page via Geekologie (where I find out about a lot of stuff from the world of geek, everything involving Super Mario, Robots and Dinosaurs is to be found here, Don’t judge!).

    Codeorgan! It is a page where you can type in any URL, and using an algorithm that analyses the page content, the page is turned into music. Hence the title of this blog post…Neat! I can’t say I understand the computation/mathematical manipulations behind this, but it is very neat.

    Maybe I wonder what it would be like if you lost one sense and tried to describe it using other senses… What does blue sound like? What does music taste like… I got to spend some time with little kid relatives of mine (mostly in the pouring rain at the Peter Pan playground in Hyde Park) but they ask those sorts of random questions and will try to ration out sensible answers, and it is neat thinking in completely imaginative terms sometimes.. even if there is no actual answer, an interesting concept to try and see things in different ways.

     

    So naturally I tried my blog! http://www.codeorgan.com/?url=www.londonevie.com/blog And my blog sounds pretty good to me.

    I tried codeorgan on a few different pages and the result were all really different and distinct.

     

    In the interest of fairness I also codeorgan-ed Jacqui Smith’s homepage. http://www.codeorgan.com/?url=www.jacquismithmp.labour.co.uk Sadly, Jacqui’s page is out of time, and kind of out of tune. So… I guess math agrees with me ;)

     

    xxx

     

     

    The mighty fall

    Thursday, February 18th, 2010

     

    I was out walking out and about in London yesterday enjoying the rare bit of clear sky and mild air… it was glorious out wasn’t it, it was almost like a proper Spring day for the entire day- I wandered down around Marylebone way, and had a thoroughly good time- Though I undid all my good exercise with a piece of pecan pie and a latte, but hey ho! It’s wet and shiver-y again today, making me bloody glad I got the weather when I did and made a good go of it.

     

    Anyhow- One thing caught my eye while I was out. It was a poster for a gig/festival type thing- And the big headline names right up at the top caught my eye. One was Grandmaster Flash.

    I’m absolutely positive that every person on earth knows the lyrics to White Lines, it is just a test you have to pass at one stage or another. That is a song with a classic sound, and it’s genius that it has never got old, you can play it anytime.

     

    The other big headliner on the poster was Salt n Pepa.

     

    Now I was totally into Salt n Pepa when I was a kid… Their album very necessary came out when I was probably 9 or 10, and I taped their music video for Whatta Man with en Vogue off MTV so I could dance to it without anyone spotting me

    (Probably everyone has done that with something at some point!  I caught my brother dancing in a bathtowel to the Prince song “Batdance”, so I know I’m not alone… when he was a kid that is, not recently :)   ).

    I was wayyyy too young to actually understand or comprehend some of the very suggestive lyrics in S&P’s music thankfully, but fortunately was still precocious enough to know I’d get in trouble for listening to them and had to do it quietly). Anyway- So Salt n Pepa were probably the most awesome people when I was a kid.

    Only today as I wikipedia the album does a lot of that come back to me, and I remember on the album they had a short verbal PSA (Public service announcement) which depicted a woman trying to tell her partner that she was HIV positive, and the man denying it and etc etc.. I probably didn’t get that either at the time, but now reading the transcript I think it’s a f**king well done bit and very clever, and was probably 100x more effective to teens or young adults at the time than any government ads might have been (I’m assuming the USA did have some sort of health service warnings about STD’s on tv, before the abstinence-only brigade of the last decade decided that condoms will result in promiscuity, not the other way around).

    So Salt n Pepa were pretty terrific just for having that bit of dialogue on their album, and rather ahead of their time too. And ‘Push It’ was an absolutely dynamite track, and I cannot believe that it came out in 1986.

     

    Anyway- That was an aside, and it just all came back when I saw that poster.

     

    The poster also had some other big names like Roots Manuva, and Autechre. So some names that have been or are relatively well known and are all playing this gig!

     

    Then I looked down at the bottom of the poster.

    Where do you think this gig is taking place??

     

    BUTLINS Holiday Resort, Minehead.

    And with that, the mightiest oaks in the forest all fall down. Butlins. I don’t want to hate, because I know that they’ve never attained really lasting number one success, and everyone has families and needs a paycheck and must do what is best for themselves… But Butlins???  It’s like they fell down and when they woke up it was This is Spinal Tap.

     

    I googled butlins and the first two images to come up were:

     

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    Whereas Salt n Pepa:

     

    Bad Ass. What Happened?

    At least we’ll always have Push It :)

     

     

    xxx

    I don’t normally post these but,

    Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

    I got one email message that was so…well. I had to share it here.

    I don’t often attract strange requests, and I’m lucky in that I usually don’t attract many timewasting and/or nuisance callers. And they are out there for every industry… A friend who works in a physics dept had a call the other week asking when fire was invented, so it isn’t just the Belle de Nuit who get them!

    So since I get such things rarely, I guess when I DO get something it really stands out!

    ‘I was wondering if you offered swirling as a service? (when a guy has sex with a girl while her head is in a clean toilet).’

    Now…Call me old fashioned if you will…but where does *that* get fun for anyone?

    Am I more offended by the frankly ridiculous assumption that a potty is ever clean, or by the very notion of putting my head in one (each seldom occasion has been intoxication associated and shame-filled!) or is it the very idea that you could pay me to do something which I think is utterly degrading and disgusting. I have to go with number three there.

     

    What do you think my response was to this person?

    If you guessed that I didn’t reply at all you’d be right.

    I don’t think you need to justify why you don’t offer this type of thing. To me it sounds more like something that happens to Milhouse on the Simpsons when he is being beaten up by Nelson. It’s also pretty much the most repulsive thing anyone has written to be regarding, and frankly had I replied, the words would probably have begun with F and sometimes Y.

    Somehow the words ‘thank you no I tend only to have my head find its way into a loo through comedic circumstance involving a banana peel, two yorkshire terriers, roller skates and a secondary school Milhouse costume’ just didn’t roll off my tongue.

    What I would have liked to respond though would be: If you need to ASK a lady if she would like to do something like this, then she will say NO.  She will probably also feel the desire for a long shower.

    I’ll file this under E for Ewww….

     

    Fortunately about 999 of 1000 emails are from absolute darlings who are great fun and they are all under S for sweetheart- You’re wonderful :) So this occasional odd one out is not so bad :)

    Nice to see you all again btw, my lapse in posting is at an end and you’ll have a lot to play with from now on xxx


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