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    Back to getting down

    Monday, March 30th, 2009

    I’ve spent some time being laid up and also have enjoyed a last-gasp hibernation before the clocks sprang forward on me. Phone in drawer check. Scary movies check. Resting and sleeping Check Check. Awww yes and I emerge full of joie de vivre. Yeehaw! this cowgirl is bucking like a bronco to be out and back in action after this imposed quiet.

    I will be available again for dates from Saturday April 4th.

    Saturday 4th and Sunday 5th incall

    Next week I am back to my usual and available incall/outcall every day x

    Giddy up cowboy!

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    A great couple of days for sexy news

    Monday, March 30th, 2009


    So. Jacqui’s husband watches Porn. World bats eyelashes and yawns at news that our Home Secretary Mrs ‘insert common sense here’ Smith is married in fact to a human being who occasionally enjoys looking at sex acts on tape. Were it anyone other than Jacqui ‘Sex work is for victims and I hope you’re ashamed‘ Smith this would not be so amusing.

    I might not give two licks for anyone else but it being our own Jacqui who so regularly has my goat I can’t help enjoy this. Is she more angry about the porn itself which she claims to know nothing about (come on now lassie) or the getting found out and having it dredge up all her other dodgy expenses?

    I can only assume you are already making full enquiries to be 100% positive that ALL of the performers in all the videos being fapped off to in your home are 100% not controlled for any individuals gain, right Jacqui? What if any of them have agents, does that count?

    And on the stiffer side of life we had the original Little Blue pill celebrating a birthday! Yes the Anniversary of Viagra came this week, another year of improved boners for all mankind.

    For womankind and any arousal issues they may face, it is more complicated. No magic pill, but the solutions are infinitely more fun. I remember seeing a clitoral stimulation gel which looked great, like a ‘Pink Pill’ that you apply rather than ingest. The instructions were ‘Apply to clitoris and labial area, massage for 15 minutes’ I assume that cream is a huge success!!

    xx

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    Saucy songs for a Striptease or six..

    Thursday, March 26th, 2009

    I’m currently laid up and have played in NO reindeer games this week! I’ve been sleeping, not much more. Please forgive the low updates this week. Being stuck on the sofa could not be more irritating when I am happiest dancing about.

    Were I sloping about my sensual sanctuary and starting to slip out of something slinky in soft lighting then this is what I’d put on the speakers to serenade us while I strip down for your studying satisfaction: SSSsssssssizzle.

    Faithless with Robert Smith – Spiders, Crocodiles,  and Kryptonite

    Timbaland -  Scream

    Wynonie Harris – Lovin’ Machine

    Nine Inch Nails – Closer

    Bat for Lashes – Whats a Girl to Do?

    NERD – She Wants to Move

    Mark Ronson – Stop Me

    Mansun – Skin Up Pin Up

    Blue Oyster Cult – Veterans of the Psychic Wars

    Dale Hawkins – Suzy Q

    Rolling Stones – Straycat Blues

    Serge Gainsbourg with Brigitte Bardot – Bonnie et Clyde

    Sneaker Pimps – How Do

    Link Wray and his Wray Men – Rumble

    Tom Waits – Way Down in The Hole

    Mashup Special – Fever/The Passenger (Lee&Pop)

    Etta James – You Can Leave Your Hat On

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    When your ’sassy entrance’ is more of a ’swan-dive to the cement’…

    Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

    There’s not much you can do. It’s true. Grin and bear it.

    My Ankle thats where. Put that glove down Peter you wont be needing it...yet!!

    My Ankle that's where. Put that glove down Peter you won't be needing it...yet!!

    Much to my embarrassment and chagrin tonight I had a funny little slip and managed to give my ankle a good twisting! I was running a bit late and as I got to my destination I made the effort to look cool, together, and calm. Big mistake, slowing down to compose self equaled disaster, my forward motion interrupted it hurtled instead to the floor.

    I managed to slip sideways like a baseball player stealing home and half landed on a poor Scot in my way and probably took half his chest hair with me.  The other half landed on my ankle. Limping along I did my  ‘yeah yeah I’m cool dude chill’ schtick and kept my upper lip stiff and tried not to be a big blustery blouse even though I was effectively a legless wonder.

    Fortunately, a gentleman hereafter referred to as ‘Doctor Knight in Shining Armor’ came to my aid with a cloth full of ice and a glass of chardonnay! Dr Shining Armor I can’t thank you enough for rescuing me from embarrassment and also for being Such a such a such a darling, you are a credit to lady-in-distress-saving superheroes everywhere.

    So I have the first easter egg of the season stuffed in my sock, and it looks a wee bit silly. Am keeping my ankle elevated for Tuesday  and maybe Wednesday so will not be hopping around much, see how I go. If anyone is trying to contact me then email will probably be best on Tuesday as I intend to sit on the internet and eat muffins and will be around and about..

    My dog is laughing his head off at my stupid crab-walk through the kitchen..

    Love and Kisses all xxx

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