This is my second post in a vibrator series and the first since I decided to make it a series. If it seems like it’s working I’ll do a new vibrator (heh, do) each week.
Kicking off this new adventure, give me Steam.
You love it, I love it, Peter Gabriel loves it. Steam is sexy. Steam engines, which leads you to smooth, sleek powerful pistons coated in grease thrusting, smoke coming out of ears, traction, rockets, pumping, steam rooms, sweat… Damn, getting hot in here already. A girl could have a lot of fun with steam, and often makes her own.
What do the steampunks do when they want a bit of piston action??
Steampunk + sex toys = Something that will do more than give your left hand RSI, it will also burn your palm:
The Steam powered vibrator.
Ok I think I speak for myself when I say OMG. Alright so it isn’t on sale, but it does work. The glorious creator is an engineering student genius on Flickr whose invention I will steal skill is really amazing! I hope that machine shop job comes (cums?) right your way. If this pops up on eBay outbidding me will not happen.
Vibrator History:
The vibrator was invented in the 1880’s and was a straight forward electric design, no steam sadly. The vibrator was initially used to treat female hysteria among other things and was marketed for retail sale in 1902. The 5th appliance to run on electricity, right up there with the kettle and toaster. It wasn’t until we started using vibes in porn that they disappeared from mainstream retail catalogues (until relatively recently).
I have long had a theory that the invention of the vibrator and it’s subsequent prescription to those suffering ‘hysteria’ was actually the CAUSE for hysteria diagnoses sudden upsurge.
Symptoms of ‘hysteria’ included loss of appetite, insomnia, irritability and ‘causing trouble’.
From personal experience? I have had ALL of these symptoms when my favorite vibrator died (also during the previously discussed vibrator Mr Duck, 1xAAA my butt). Little is more frustrating than jussssst missing out on that grand finale you seek.
An inability to get ones self off would make anyone cranky and cause many a sleepless night. Textbook hysteria! I see it all now, where’s my NHS vibe? (actually no, I bet it’d be one of those white plastic ones from back in the day that ran on D’s and were huge).
Pictured: Ad and an actual box for vibes I think from …40’s? and 30’s (rightt: looks kinda like the Wahl aye?) ad on left: guess milady likes 7 & 1/2″ for her jittery nerves:)
So, you’re a housewife, Victoria is your Queen, you are suffering from hysteria. Whats your good neighborhood Doc do? He gives you a Hitachi Magic Wand and says ‘go use this really frequently’ (and probably gives you a helping hand lucky you!)
I’d start hitting up all the local clinics with fake names acting hysterical and trouble-making like some kind of junky (don’t judge! 
) until I had a pile of them and could never be hysterical again.
I hope you enjoyed this post, if you did I would love to know what you think and if I should continue to do more vibey-things! xxx hugs E.
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