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  • Exercise : Euphemism.

    It has become clear to me that the secret to truly scultped and toned upper bodies has been hidden from woman-kind for much too long.

    Men, How DO you get the ’stamina’ in those bieps? How do you develop the control in the forearms? Why is one arm sometimes more muscled than the other?  Why do you always have such strength in your arms when using your…’equipment’?

    The answer is in the brilliant ‘exercise’ that men get to practice just about anytime the urge is there… You see unlike other ‘gym equipment’, men very fortunately can carry their gear every where they go. No need to pack that rowing machine into your trousers, you have some gym kit in there already! Which is lucky, it means any time you want a ‘workout’ all you need is the time and space.

    We ladies only get the opportunity to *borrow* your equipment when you’re nearby and you don’t mind lending it to us…it is very good of you too :) so we can get a ‘workout that leaves us sweaty and toned’… so because ladies don’t have the equipment they need (apart from particular ladies) we never get the full daily workout that we deserve and need to get the same level of endurance.It is a real shame, it means sometimes when I am ‘exercising my arms’ they don’t have the same energy or stamina that yours do, and I don’t get the ‘full works’

    But THAT is about to end. A revolutionary new ‘exercise’ has been developed to level this playing field between men and women.

    Now we can get toned upper body, sexy arms, AND look like we’re all ready for a big facial.

    Still don’t know what I mean? Well then!

    Presenting, the Shake Weight.

     

    Make sure you never point it away from you, always aim it at your face.

    Define your triceps AND give better handjobs, all in one easy package, though I am aiming for a lot longer than *6* minutes of stamina.   ( I am getting three just in case…. so I can have girlfriends over for exercise parties!)

     

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