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    The Letter E

    Monday, December 7th, 2009

    The letter E has a good number of favorite things.

    Email.

    It is the best way to reach me, I am connected to it all the time and cannot even remember a time when I didn’t have it glued to me at all times.

    Evie… _MG_0110s

    Self-promotion? Why not! This is me:  :) I’m flattered that my darling gentlemen callers think so highly of me, and I am lucky to have such wonderful company on my shameless adventures x

    My photographer Ella.

    She and I did some new pictures last week, and you’ll get to see them this week!

    Music has some good E’s too.

    Ennio Morricone.

    My favorite film scores almost always feature Ennio. I got into the habit while trying to learn differential calculus at Uni, of listening to spaghetti western soundtracks. There is something triumphant and determined about things like Duck, you Sucker (aka Fistful of dynamite), Fistful of dollars, and naturally enough, The Good the Bad and the Ugly that makes a difficult task seem easier!

     

    Electric Ladyland.

    While we’re on music, Jimi Hendrix’ masterful Voodoo chile (slight return) was recently voted the greatest guitar riff of all time. You’ll find it here, along with the incredible 15 minute Voodoo chile version and the totally underrated 1983 (A mermaid I should turn to be). I’ve now been listening to this album for about 15 years.

    Exile on Main Street.

    1972 Rolling Stones, and still one of the top 10 albums ever. Recorded in France and LA after they fled the UK to avoid paying a bunch of tax. It’s a hell of an album!

    Despite my love for Morricone’s music, I don’t think the best western film was a Leone, I think it was Unforgiven- With it’s harsh anti-gun violence message and complex 3d characters and terrible villian, it is a beautifully done film…And was directed by Clint Eastwood (The only really awesome director starting with E, great directors alphabetically begin from F).

    E numbers.

    Despite my love of good healthy food, I could always do with a sweetie…. my sweet tooth is the size of a lions fang…

    Egg vibrators.

    Some of them can be slipped into knickers, are remote controlled, are ipod controlled, are hilariously coloured, are loud, quiet, oddly shaped, or just plain egg shaped. Egg vibes are some of the funnest vibes around!

     

    Escorting.

    Escorting is great for me. While my references to my profession are usually thin on the ground in favor of embarrassing truths about my fascinations with music, additive filled junk food and silliness….  I do love being an escort, and this is one E I couldn’t pass up. I have had the pleasure of a wonderful year, I’ve met wonderful people and enjoyed myself through and through. Am I a ‘Happy Hooker’? Yes indeed… But that is another letter! I really enjoy my work, and that alone sits me high in the percentage of privileged few who can happily say my job does not suck, and I am in control of where I am at in my life. Unless of course you mean in terms of sucking… where the verb is used as a ‘doing’ word. (heehee :) )

    And of course darlings… The Erotic Life xx Here’s to it

    Kisses from Evie x

     

     

    Today is brought to you by the letter D

    Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

     

    D is good too, it has it’s strong points. This message was brought to you by the letter D.

    Naturally, the ringleader of the letter D will have to be London’s Dolly… With the Mopp!  Dollymopp has such a great blog and her photos are nothing short of excellent. http://www.thedollymoppfiles.co.uk/blog/

    Deliverance. Not the squeal-like-a-pig sort. OR the sort where you get dipped in water, or get on your Sunday best. The sort that delivers food. Deliverance.co.uk with their wide menu, good tasty food and fast delivery, they probably don’t even need my address anymore.

    Hello Dr. Strangelove. By far one of my fav. films of all time. It is classic, and genius, and memorable.

    I had a long running love for one of the original strangelove posters in a cafe, it was for sale by a nearby Movie Poster gallery, and had a hefty pricetag. At the time I couldn’t afford it, but dreamed of owning it, and actually saved the money to buy it myself. And I DID save the money. And I went to the cafe prepared to take that wonderful piece of Strangelove home with me..And it had sold the night before. So I have my own little tale of heartbreak to go along with Dr Strangelove.

    Little bit of trivia: Slim Pickens thought he was being part of a serious film, and truly meant his character to be a serious one. He was remarkably disappointed.

    If we’re speaking of classics, how about the classic album Dark Side of the Moon, it has been a prog-rock standard ever since its release and still finds regular play in my brain.

    I remember seeing a video that showed the earth getting asteroid-ed to the tune of The Great Gig in the Sky. It made it look so much worse. Then you have Brain Damage. I sometimes think ‘Brain Damage’ was actually referring to the second coming of Dubya, and Floyd were in fact seeing through time to the millenium and beyond.

    D is for Duran Duran -  One of the best Bond themes was View to a Kill. Maybe not up there with Gladys Knight, but very listenable.

    D is ALSO for Duran Duran’s Dick, as in the Simon LeBon a ‘rock and roll scandal’ in which Simon Le Bon used a clone a willy kit and then slapped a price tag on it for public sale (hahaha). You judge. It is so hard to find a picture of the aforementioned “Rock Rod Dildo” so here is the first pic that came close.

    Even without Simon LeBon’s offering to the world of silicone, Dildo’s are a wonderful addition to any sex toy enthusiasts collection. Granted that would be a female enthusiast like myself (Or not, Anyone can be a dildo enthusiast, share the love!) but hey! Gotta have something to play with when there’s no men about ;) (Or if you would just like to have some fun full stop)

    My grandmother always called sex ‘The Deed’ (hehe)

    D is for the acronym DATY which is dining at the y, aka cunilingus. An acronym that is nowhere near as appetizing as actually doing it is.

    Dancing! Because life is fun.

     

    C is for…

    Saturday, October 10th, 2009

     

    Sweet things. Chocolate and Cake, Cookies and Cream, and Chilled Champagne…

     

    And Sexy Things too.

    Condoms! In praise of condoms. They deserve a whole other post.

    C is for Cowgirl! Be it reverse or otherwise (I bet this looks great from the other viewpoint..)

    C is for cum, and for cumming!

    It is also for Cock (My favorite term for the male external appendage),

    Caning, Cathouses… and apparently the spanish word for a blowjob is Cabeza.


    The original ‘C’ word. Cunt – I love that word.

    I’ve been appreciating that word for about 10 years. I was given this book when I was about 15 by my parents and by god lucky me (progressive household).  This book is not about acting poorly, treating men poorly or god knows what some people might *think*. But it IS about being proud of yourself, taking care of yourself, and supporting women. Good book, Good word, Wonderful stuff. (Although having said that, someone did once use that word in bed and it was just … hilarious).

    Cashmere, Cabaret, Cello Suite 1. by Bach (good study music)  Candles, Margaret Cho, Cartoons…

    Catherine Deneuve (I remember thinking she was the hottest thing EVER in Belle De Jour. Wait to go little miss Belle (journalist/probably never an escort) for stealing that amazing phrase and totally wrecking it for good),

    Coco Chanel (who we don’t exactly call a Belle de nuit, but really was)

    AND:

    Charles Darwin.

    naughty words are all well and good, but what is more exciting than Change?

    The Letter C has it all.

    Something that begins with B

    Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

    Because it was a rainy day (blustery, blowy…) . We can get so downtrodden with how negative life is, I love how many things are really fun or silly or just plain fun out there.  Sky turning gray, weather turning damp? Forget it! There are it appears, a lot of good ‘B’ things! Let’s take the time to remember some of the nicer ones.


    Burlesque!

     

    (Captain obvious is here to spell it all out I guess, you don’t need me to tell you that chicks in lovely pants stripping in an elegant and choreographed way is not just sexy, it is damn entertaining). The very mention of this B word fills me with a desire to put on seamed stockings and prance about to the Cabaret soundtrack. Not quite Volupte lounge and a far cry from Crazy Horse, but I like it.

    Blowjobs are good. So are these blowjob balloons. (double B word score!)

    Yes, Yes they are (and one can assume are a pleasure to receive as well as give, don’t argue with me!) Also, how great are those balloons! Though I am guessing you fellas wouldn’t want to see anyone try twisting these into a balloon animal, ouch! Unless maybe it’s a giraffe? :)


    Ben and Jerry’s!!!  My fav is cookie dough. I don’t really care for the ice cream I think, I don’t know anyone who does. The trick with cookie dough is to let it melt, eat the cookie dough and give the dog the rest. Ice cream can be used effectively for drawing or pouring and eating off someone, but that requires dedication to avoid getting sticky in a bad way. Don’t drip ice cream on someone unless prepared to do a thorough job!


    Breasts, boobies, boobs, bazongas, bambalams… Busty babes in bras. Bada Bing!

    (And by extension, the effect they have on others:) Besides, it is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Loving boobs is loving good health and long life for women!).

    Balls. In the physical sense about half the population have ‘em, and they are pretty interesting, and in the sense of ‘chutzpah’ some have ‘em and some don’t.

    Brains - We should all hopefully have them, and people who do are endlessly fascinating company

    Bogey – Oh yes, Bogart is still the man. I could never not like him :)

    Bryan Ferry - (Country Life is still amazing, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LbBj0x_VRA&feature=related )

    Board Games (Whatever, I *never* win at Monopoly but I will whoop you at Cluedo)

    (late edition, Bambi)

    Two great things in life.

    Cartoons is one, and the other is hearing Patrick Stewart say the words ‘nudity’ ‘knickers’ and ‘make it so’. (Ringtone soon).

    xxx


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