Etiquette
Here is my Debrett’s Etiquette version for carousing with this goodtime gal.
If we meet with light heart and mutual respect in mind then things will go great. I believe in treating everyone I meet with courtesy and respect, and I expect the same in return. The real excellent things you can do are: be friendly, courteous and respectful. This is what I respond to best. And that gets you the best time you can have too! A little more detail of what you can expect:
Mine: I will always arrive freshly showered, clean and fresh smelling with clean teeth nails (And my secret gardens freshly pruned for the razor-burn free touch).
I don’t wear scented products or perfumes that can rub off, or heavy makeup. I tend to dress smart and chic, so there will be no Pretty Woman short skirt or fishnets on show (except if you fancy it behind closed doors). If you have particular outfit requests do ask, but otherwise it is business attire.
My fees for my time are payable in cash only at the beginning of our date- I accept GBP, Euros and American Dollars. I will double count this so there can be no misunderstanding.
My discretion is a promise. Yes I blog, and I do on occasion mention my getting up and downs- However names will never be mentioned nor will any specifics or details which could in any way be a give away as to the who what how long and oh my! My privacy is important to me as I know yours is to you. I do not keep client information after our meeting has finished and I’ve returned home safe and sound.
I’ll also never contact you by phone or text without previously given permission.
Yours: We have a date, What now?
I’ll ask you to confirm with me on the day, usually by an agreed time. This ensures we’re both aware things are Ok to go, and lets us both know in case of illness or changed plans for either. If you need to cancel or reschedule please let me know at the earliest possible convenience. Hey things happen, so just let me know soon as you can. If it seems you’re running late please keep in touch.
If within a few minutes of our meeting for a date you decide we are not suitable for each other or do not want to continue for other reasons, don’t hesitate to let me know- I would rather you say. I ask a 50£ cancellation fee in this situation to cover my time and expenses.
Similarly, if for any reason I decide not to continue with the booking for any reason I shall let you know and return your money in full.
I ask you to arrive clean and showered, but if you’ve been struggling about on the tubes or had a long day at work I might suggest we pop into the shower together and get soapy! Getting each other absolutely squeaky clean is a wonderful way to start a good dirty time.
If you are aggressive, on drugs, or are threatening towards me then our time will come to an end very swiftly with no refund. Requesting services I explicitly state I don’t provide is a fast-track pass out the front door! No ifs no buts. (I have never had an experience of any individuals behavior causing me to terminate a date, but I’d rather we are all on the same page!)